By Forgive
Adjoa Forfoe
Thursday, 12 May 2016 09:29
Edwin,
Creative
writer
I remember
my girlfriend and I stole one of her mother’s hens to cook without her
knowledge till date.
I had gone
to visit my girl that day and had suggested we pound fufu, though both of us
were very low on cash. We, however, managed to pull resources together for the
cassava and the other ingredients, but there was no meat for the soup.
Her mother
had a hen coop full of the birds and we had to wait for her to leave the house
before carrying out our ‘deed’
We quickly
‘balanced’ one of the hens for our soup and afterwards, rid ourselves of any
evidence of the act by releasing the rest of the hens to go out in search for
food.
Later
that night, the hens came back to roost, except the one in our soup. My girl
and I volunteered as the search party to go in search of the hen, and came back
to tell her mum of the missing hen after going to sit somewhere for an
hour.
Till date,
the woman still looks for her ‘missing’ hen.
Ohemaa,Radio
presenter
My boyfriend
and I don’t mind teasing or making a fool of ourselves when we’re together.
I remember
that one of the craziest things that we do together is to intentionally cook
meals with a lot of gas like beans and eggs in order to smell which of us has
the stinkiest farts.
We
actually do it like an ongoing competition.
Another
thing is that, initially I could not burp in his presence but rather fart
whenever I have a stomach ache in order to release gas without him noticing.
He
once asked me why I don’t normally fart in his presence till we’re having our
‘competition’. Since then, whoever walks into my house will find us lying on
the floor with our asses up and farting the day away, especially if one of us
has stomach ache.
Amankrah,Sports
Journalist
My
girlfriend and I once spent the night at the seashore after partying hard at a
night beach party.
Here
in Ghana, we believe that certain spirits dwell in the sea and come out at
midnight to hunt for people. There are also beliefs of people doing rituals and
other spiritual stuff at the seashore at night.
My
girlfriend and I defied all those fears, made love at the beach till we were
exhausted and slept there till daybreak. Now, that’s some crazy thing if you
ask me.
I also
remember us breaking into a hotel storage room and making away with assorted
foodstuffs and electrical gadgets.
We had gone
for a trip and were taken to a hotel to spend the night before continuing the
next day. While there, we chose to ‘tour’ the other hotel rooms instead of
sleeping and ended up stealing. We were not caught though.
Frederick,Media
practitioner
The craziest
thing my partner and I have done before was making love during a heated
argument.
She had come
to visit me without my knowledge and I was very unhappy with that.
So, when she
came to the room and I questioned her, she became very offended and we had a
bitter quarrel.
In the
midst of the quarrel, however, she starting kissing me and before I realised,
we were making love.
I ‘pounded’
her very well that day like never before and afterwards, she confessed that I
made her ‘see heaven’
Humu,Student
My boyfriend
and I did something sometime ago that I think is the craziest. We decided
to go for lunch together, like a sort of date. He ended up
coming so late and kept me waiting for so long at the restaurant that we just
sat across each other and ate without uttering a word.
We came home
in same way with that silence. I guess it was because I wanted to demonstrate
how furious I was for his lateness.
Dede,Student
The craziest
thing I did with my partner was to walk to a policeman and ask him where we
could get sex toys to buy.
The
poor police man thought we were going crazy or we were out of our minds.
Another
crazy thing my boyfriend and I do together periodically is to check which of us
has the stinkier breath after waking up in the morning.
Sometimes,
we could go the whole day without brushing our teeth.
We also
smell our shoes to see whose feet smell worse.
Yakubu,
Reporter
I used to be
a womaniser, and I remember that in one of my escapades, I did something very
crazy with my partner.
In
order to see her and make love to her, I travelled that long distance from Sege
to Asutuare, although I had no idea where exactly she lived in Asutuare.
Fortunately
for me, while looking everywhere for her in Asutuare, I met a friend and also
located my partner, and that friend gave us a place to spend the night.
After
enjoying throughout the night and leaving for Sege the next morning, my friend
called to tell me that he had been attacked for housing my girl and I.
The truth
was, my girl was dating someone else without my knowledge and that person
brought people to beat me because I had come to sleep with his girl.
Fortunately, I had escaped.
Krak,Graphic
Designer
My partner
and I have done a lot of sexual stuff together that I call crazy. One of them
was giving her Spanish flower and I taking Viagra in order to sustain our
libidos for prolonged pleasure.
That
day, we had watched pornography together and had practised the various sex
positions. We, however, wanted to practise more positions as we kept watching
the videos, so we took those sexual enhancement drugs.
I also
remember that my girl and I once had sex in an oiled bed. We oiled both the bed
and our bodies in order to get a new sexual experience.
Edwin,Creative writer
I remember my girlfriend and I stole one of her mother’s hens to cook without her knowledge till date.
I had gone to visit my girl that day and had suggested we pound fufu,
though both of us were very low on cash. We, however, managed to pull
resources together for the cassava and the other ingredients, but there
was no meat for the soup.
Her mother had a hen coop full of the birds and we had to wait for her to leave the house before carrying out our ‘deed’
We quickly ‘balanced’ one of the hens for our soup and afterwards,
rid ourselves of any evidence of the act by releasing the rest of the
hens to go out in search for food.
Later that night, the hens came back to roost, except the one in our
soup. My girl and I volunteered as the search party to go in search of
the hen, and came back to tell her mum of the missing hen after going to
sit somewhere for an hour.
Till date, the woman still looks for her ‘missing’ hen.
Ohemaa,Radio presenter
My boyfriend and I don’t mind teasing or making a fool of ourselves when we’re together.
I remember that one of the craziest things that we do together is to
intentionally cook meals with a lot of gas like beans and eggs in order
to smell which of us has the stinkiest farts.
We actually do it like an ongoing competition.
Another thing is that, initially I could not burp in his presence but
rather fart whenever I have a stomach ache in order to release gas
without him noticing.
He once asked me why I don’t normally fart in his presence till
we’re having our ‘competition’. Since then, whoever walks into my house
will find us lying on the floor with our asses up and farting the day
away, especially if one of us has stomach ache.
Amankrah,Sports Journalist
My girlfriend and I once spent the night at the seashore after partying hard at a night beach party.
Here in Ghana, we believe that certain spirits dwell in the sea and
come out at midnight to hunt for people. There are also beliefs of
people doing rituals and other spiritual stuff at the seashore at night.
My girlfriend and I defied all those fears, made love at the beach
till we were exhausted and slept there till daybreak. Now, that’s some
crazy thing if you ask me.
I also remember us breaking into a hotel storage room and making away with assorted foodstuffs and electrical gadgets.
We had gone for a trip and were taken to a hotel to spend the night
before continuing the next day. While there, we chose to ‘tour’ the
other hotel rooms instead of sleeping and ended up stealing. We were not
caught though.
Frederick,Media practitioner
The craziest thing my partner and I have done before was making love during a heated argument.
She had come to visit me without my knowledge and I was very unhappy with that.
So, when she came to the room and I questioned her, she became very offended and we had a bitter quarrel.
In the midst of the quarrel, however, she starting kissing me and before I realised, we were making love.
I ‘pounded’ her very well that day like never before and afterwards, she confessed that I made her ‘see heaven’
Humu,Student
My boyfriend and I did something sometime ago that I think is the
craziest. We decided to go for lunch together, like a sort of date.
He ended up coming so late and kept me waiting for so long at the
restaurant that we just sat across each other and ate without uttering a
word.
We came home in same way with that silence. I guess it was because I wanted to demonstrate how furious I was for his lateness.
Dede,Student
The craziest thing I did with my partner was to walk to a policeman and ask him where we could get sex toys to buy.
The poor police man thought we were going crazy or we were out of our minds.
Another crazy thing my boyfriend and I do together periodically is to
check which of us has the stinkier breath after waking up in the
morning.
Sometimes, we could go the whole day without brushing our teeth.
We also smell our shoes to see whose feet smell worse.
Yakubu,Reporter
I used to be a womaniser, and I remember that in one of my escapades, I did something very crazy with my partner.
In order to see her and make love to her, I travelled that long
distance from Sege to Asutuare, although I had no idea where exactly she
lived in Asutuare.
Fortunately for me, while looking everywhere for her in Asutuare, I
met a friend and also located my partner, and that friend gave us a
place to spend the night.
After enjoying throughout the night and leaving for Sege the next
morning, my friend called to tell me that he had been attacked for
housing my girl and I.
The truth was, my girl was dating someone else without my knowledge
and that person brought people to beat me because I had come to sleep
with his girl. Fortunately, I had escaped.
Krak,Graphic Designer
My partner and I have done a lot of sexual stuff together that I call
crazy. One of them was giving her Spanish flower and I taking Viagra in
order to sustain our libidos for prolonged pleasure.
That day, we had watched pornography together and had practised the
various sex positions. We, however, wanted to practise more positions as
we kept watching the videos, so we took those sexual enhancement drugs.
I also remember that my girl and I once had sex in an oiled bed. We
oiled both the bed and our bodies in order to get a new sexual
experience.
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